I'm stacking these sentences so u have 2 start at the bottom for this to make sense. Sorry.
I'll make up for it by making u laugh.

Micro-Patronge Tut/Tutorial
I'm an f'n Multi-Freakin'-National copywright@LouisJames

This is my Burroughs Tribute in Fanzines fan zine's 'cause I'm rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppethths!!!!!!!!!!!1111
One of them thar drug enduced cut 'n' paste jobbereenoes that are so easy.

An Outlaw Shoot-Out out on the open ebay rock heads shootin' gallery/range.
grading was colored by my wishful thinking, not greed. That's so . . . ugly.
Back an animal against The Wal l . . . and . . .
[ed note. Insert ref to 2003 U ugly.]
I've given up & will grade spot-on, from now on, I swear.

This whole thing is about builing up trust. Used ta be, took years.
I'm trying to shortcut the time. Kindava wormhole. I'm letting it all hang out.


Although, in my defense, I have a remarkably photographic memory/almost total recall.
Amazing! Sorry. It's true. I'm no longer rich and as handsome, to this day! Still!!

If you dig, you may find my real bio

[ed note. All this is going to LuLu, right?]

Anyway.
So.
Inter Global Beauty Charity

I've done over 200 pageants.








Now. Back to the action.

The Dregs of Summer Tutorial/Tour & Pre-San Diego ComiCon Sale


I'm the other Charlton Guy. I've got to out draw the Charlton Guy, so to speak.
It's the hunter/killer in me. Vestidial lizard stem, or something.
I'm sorry but I was a born shiller/huckster. A Gen X Phil Levine!

Embeding and Meta-Tags Tut/Tutorial

linky-poos
E PRO-PASS {RESTRICTED EXCLUSIVITY} (MAGIC INVISIBLE SECRETS) NOT 4 U, GO AWAY, PLEASE
GREAT SOUTHERN FILM WORKS: (est 1976 DUNEDIN, FL) FORGOTTEN SECRETS OF FILM-SILVER HALIDE

And I agree that if you can't beat 'em, then join in."
[ed. note. You see what I did there? I wrote join in, not join them.]
Join in the chorus of sob stories, that is. Have a pity party.

(Fun Fact 5! - In the 30's - 50's they called them rent parties.)

This is, in reality, a mortgage party. I only resort to it because . . .
[ed. note. They don't want to read this part.]
You see, everyman has his secret sorrows that no one may hearof, much less understand.
{ed. note. I did it again. Not every man.}
I need 2K, pronto and I'm not that liquid, now.

Micro-Patronage Tut/Tutorial



If you think I'm crazy, and therefore, incompetant, forget it.
I've sold too many of the top collectors and other CGC forum members. Bought and sold.
B I G A S S S C A N S unt MAJOR PROPS shout outs going out to my men on the front lines:
JiveTurkeyMoFo
MC Miles
Phil Levine
That Troma Guy

Seleague
Scrooge
Bakerfan
NoChips

I'm sorry that you get no love from the boards, Greggy, (*snork*.)
No wonder you . . . you're different from when we had the Infinite Bronze Love Thread.

and last, but certainly not least, is our old friend from Cali, Mr. DTA Collectables, himself!
Mr. David Alexander, come Tampa way.

With special props goin' out to my old skool man in the street, Mr. Cal-f'n America, ladies & gentlemen.

[ed note. I swiped his sig quotes of MLK & Einstein and stuck 'em in my ebay Additional Payment Instructions table.]

(Applause shatters the gap. Pent up and rarin' to go. People have been waiting for this acknowledgement.

Finally, I cannot slouch away without mentioning the kings.

Scrooge and Bob Beerborn. [ed note. No way in hell those are goddang comics, Bob.]
I'd include an equal number of chicks. They'd be Queens, then, Right? As in Queen-Size?

That Riot GRRRRRL
Whatsurname
That other one.

Fazybones
Dee Dee

{ed note. We could meta-tag the adjectives.]

I'd like to broach the subject of the War of the Sexes, if you would be so condescending.

Subset - Women Who Seduce Geeks cougers porno "free videos" "play trailer"






And now, for a couple of sick laughs, I present for you,

SXSW Film Fest Trailers - The New Hot Demo Reels/Calling Cards of prospective filmmakers

Youtube Meta-Tags:
“grindhouse trailer 2007 explotation ninja voyeurs sexy competition tarantino ultraviolence blood movie rodriguez sxsw Elite Girl”
My Added Mega-Tags
"explosions stunts humor sleaze sleazy seventies 70's 1970's
Click on ebay ME (MyPage) for Hot Rods, War and Humor

























You may know me as:
Luxxcorp
Luxurioso
Luxxxuriousness
Luxxxuriousnessssensuoussensations
Institute of Advanced Magazine Studies
(Soon to be Institute for Advanced Magazine Studies)
De Luxe's House of Retro
Trans Global Comics and Magazines
(Soon to be Transglobal Comics and Magazines)

Here are the store names that didn't make the cut.



I'm stuck and am asking you for ideas.

I'm composing my biggest auction extravagonzo.
Including almost everything I've learned up until now.

I'm having a mortgage party and everybody wins, according to game theory, that is.

By bidding on my auctions and adding something to spread out the shipping, you effectively



Einstein---"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
Fun Fact Five (5) copyright Louis James - "I don't have time to edit. I'm really sorry. I gotcher spellf'n check, though!

L.